Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
We talked him into tasing himself.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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