Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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