I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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