That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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