i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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