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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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