I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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