He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
babies were throwing up all over the place
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I am mentally ready for anal.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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