you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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