i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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