I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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