There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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