I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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