This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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