He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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