I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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