in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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