My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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