where does the pee come out of this thing
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
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He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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