I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I know her cup size but not her name....
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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