i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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