i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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