but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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