His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
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