good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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