Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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