I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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