I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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