I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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