So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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