I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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