Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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