sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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