Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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