take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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