i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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