mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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