ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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