also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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