I'm drive I can fine osifer
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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