Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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