I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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