google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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