I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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