I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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