perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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