i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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