yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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