I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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