we're blogging at a bar
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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