New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
either way he was missing a nipple.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Terrible idea I love it
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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