Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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