Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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