do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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